![]() To make it crystal clear anyway, Jairo exclaims, “I’m gonna tell all my friends about this!” There’s no doubting the verdict from the night’s biggest fan. Meanwhile, Isaac admits an early reluctance-“I thought it was gonna be just a regular play”-but it was so much more. Four-year-old Aaron, who’d been shy two hours ago, is now completely pumped, doing his best to joust with his big brothers by wielding his black-and-white flag like a javelin. When the actual jousting and fighting begins, metal weapons and shields clash, prompting Jairo to eagerly ask, “You saw the sparks, right?” He also loves booing the turncoat green knight: “You suck!”Īfterward, everyone’s happy. The evening’s action includes knights doing target practice and other stunts with enormous lances (“I felt the wind!” exclaims Jairo, after a horse thunders right past us along the arena’s perimeter), plus an “awesome” appearance by a royal falconer, whose bird of prey careens in figure eights around the arena, swooping directly over some people’s heads. It’s also quickly apparent that the venue employs roughly half of the long-haired men in Cook County, in the roles of the chivalrous champions. Twenty-five of these handsome steeds live at Medieval Times, though only half perform at one time. Soon, elaborately costumed knights and horses appear. “That’s awesome!” he says, quickly adding: “That man was pretty scary.” Jairo is too excited to eat much, especially once the show begins in a swirl of smoke and dramatic music.Ī prince gets captured by some bad guys, one of whom cracks a whip to dramatic effect. “It tastes like spaghetti,” says 11-year-old Isaac, who happily cleans his bowl. We soon get the first course of our meal-“Dragon soup, made with dragon tails and dragon scales,” chirps our friendly server, though it’s really a tomato bisque. The audience sits on all sides of a football-style arena, whose sand floor belies the equestrian stunts to come. Inside, we take our ringside seats with the Saucedos. Otherwise, there’s an impressive 95-percent crown compliance. He also gently ribs the few dopey dads who still insist on wearing their baseball caps instead of their crowns. ![]() Soon our Lord Chancellor-really, actor Shawn Block of Palatine-reappears on a balcony to explain how the rest of the evening will work: Six knights, six cheering sections don’t be rude with your cell phones respect the animals, etc. Their mom, Tina Datillo of Park Ridge, reports that the glowing toys were “just 12 bucks-not bad. (Two adorable young brothers are having a ball drinking strawberry slushees out of knight-helmet cups while they play with lightsaber-like swords. There’s also a ton of merchandise to tempt your kids, plus more photo ops with a clever dress-up component, so bring a full wallet or be prepared to say no. Doors open 90 minutes before we’re seated in the dinner hall/arena for the show, which is more than enough time to wander around and check out the weapons, faux tapestries and get a glimpse at three Andalusians behind a glass-walled stable. Now the fun really begins, as the Saucedo clan, along with all the other lords and ladies, can begin roaming the castle. ![]() Turns out, that title is 11th-century jargon for MC. ![]() (We’re Team Black & White.) Then we’re ushered into another room, where everyone gets to meet (and pose for pictures with) the dashingly handsome and stunningly garbed Lord Chancellor. The colors we sport identify our impending allegiance to a particular knight. “I’m so glad we came!” says ten-year-old Jairo, the middle son (and easily the most exuberant).Īfter retrieving our tickets, everyone gets funneled toward a line of friendly greeters who, amid another chorus of “m’lord” and “m’lady,” hand everyone a paper crown. He and his wife of 13 years, Yuridia, now live in Cicero, where they’re raising their three sons-who are already grinning as they gaze around this cavernous structure, which opened in 1991, long before any of them were born. “I’ve seen the castle a lot, but I’ve never been inside,” says Ivan Saucedo, a truck driver who grew up “right by Comiskey.” It’s a great location, because if you’ve ever driven the Kennedy Expressway past O’Hare, you can’t miss the enormous structure on its eastern flank. Of course, the castle is actually a banquet hall in Schaumburg, just alongside I-90. We’re at a dinner theater/sporting event like nothing else: Medieval Times. So begins the time warp-a crazy, anachronistic ride into the long-ago era of kings, princesses and knights on horseback. “Hello, my lord,” says a friendly guy behind the desk. The greeting just inside the entrance is not what most people would expect. ![]()
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